That’s Gay

Posted on July 14, 2011 by dcdan

I often hear those with a limited vocabulary describe things as “gay” when really they are not gay in any way shape or form. To clarify here is an example of bad usage of the word gay.
“We were overcharged for lunch, that’s gay.”
Here’s an example of proper usage.
“Did you see the guy blowing the other guy? That was gay.” The lesson to take away is to remember to only describe things as gay when referring to acts of homosexuality. Thank you.

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Worst Part of Being a Bartender

Posted on July 8, 2011 by dcdan

The worst part of being a bartender has to be that you hear the same 20 damn shitty songs every night.

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You Learn Something New Every Day

Posted on July 7, 2011 by dcdan

When I hear someone utter “You learn something new every day” It is almost always in response to a fact that is well known to pretty much anyone who has read more than the National Inquirer on a weekly basis. So, if you often find yourself learning something new every day, dummy up and listen to others because probably don’t know a whole lot.

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Beaver Dam, Wisconsin

Posted on June 28, 2011 by dcdan

Whenever someone mentions Beaver Dam, Wisconsin. I want to market a dental dam named “Beaver Damn!”

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